Is God Causing Climate Change? Weather Manipulation. Before I write about why God has his divine hands in climate change, I establish a motive for why the divine is frustrated and manipulates the weather.
I want to mention that I think God is a lousy parent.
God has always been messing around with nature. Indeed, this will be denied by the religious community. The holy books are full of contradictions and fantasies, but above all, God is taking the piss and commanding obedience from the first enslaved person “he” made on earth.
God loves Climate Change.
“Our” Creator has been doing this from the start. He created Adam from dirt. Imagine you are the first human on earth, no father or mother, you know nothing, no education, no mother love, no language, no speech, and lonely as shit. “I Am Legend” with Will Smith comes to mind, but at least he still had a dog and a bunch of zombies.
So, God decides to make a female human, strangely not from dirt, but miraculously Eve is birthed from Adam’s rib.
God also gave his children Adam and Eve academic lessons as no school existed at the beginning of humanity. On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, God taught “his children” religion lessons. Most lessons were about how almighty he was and how many times they should pray to their father.
The Almighty loved to talk about himself. His children were the only children in the class, so they got bored. Adam and Eve were quite hungry because The Creator forgot to make them sandwiches for the second day in a row when they were going to school. Eve failed one of her “father’s religious lessons.
The almighty sets a trap for Adam and Eve.
They should not eat from the forbidden tree that our “Father” in heaven had planted in the garden of Eden. Eve forgot that she wasn’t supposed to eat the apples from the tree. And the serpent persuaded her to eat an apple. God was furious. He started to cross-examine the children after this happened. God (Yahweh) was pissed.
I told you guys not to eat apples from the tree I planted. WTF were you thinking? Eve blamed it on a serpent who tricked her into eating the apple, The Almighty was mad at the snake, but he told Adam and Eve there would be consequences. Why was there So much fuss over an apple?
But God’s ego is as big as many universes, and he was a lousy father and not much of a teacher (how could God be a teacher of life as Adam and Eve were the first humans on earth, with no life experience, none of them). Later God is dictating to humankind his teachings to write books with his rules and beliefs. The Almighty leaves out the truth about neglecting his children.
Is the Devil a serpent or a fallen angel? Make up your mind, please!
The story’s beginning does not make sense as they talk about a serpent called the Devil. This contradicts the story that the Devil was an angel kicked out of heaven by God.
Satan was once an angel and God’s right hand (Isaiah 14 and Ezekiel 28). But the angel rebelled in heaven against God, so he was cast out of heaven. “The dragon serpent is cast out, that serpent named the Devil and Satan. Deceived the whole world; cast out from heaven to the earth. Thank God, how thoughtful.
Some friend angels of the Devil were also kicked to earth” (Revelation 12:9). Jesus said, “the devil has always been a murderer from the beginning (strange as he was the right hand of God in heaven for a few billion years), Jesus says: devil the father of lies” (John 8:44)”.
Sure, the religious community will say the Devil comes in many forms, like the open ending written in the “holy” books, not mentioning a date for the end of times and the coming of the Messiah. It’s very vague, as always.
The Almighty has beef with an Angel, and Humans pay for this.
Why send this rebel angel/devil to earth? He makes a mess in heaven and rebels against God. All this uprise is happening in heaven, but God decides to outcast that gangster devil from heaven, and as punishment, she is kicked to earth.
The Almighty Has Beef With the Angel Lucifer, and Humans Have to Pay For This, Thank God.
That Devil was a rebel from heaven. Now we got stuck with this idiot till the end of time. In contrast, we did not have any beef with that angel in heaven whatsoever).
God is divine. Indeed, he could have cast the Devil to Mars or Venus or sentenced her to death, but no, we humans get it in the ass again.
That angel fucked up in heaven, so why do we have to deal with his shit on earth?
Heaven Sounds Like Hell to Me.
Some more angels are kicked out of heaven. At the same time, Lucifer/devil was cast out of heaven. It tells you what kind of “people” God hangs out with and what we can expect when some go up there and meet him. God is hanging out with some strange types in heaven, but no eternal peace. According to these biblical messages, heaven sounds like hell to me.
God left out his bad parenting when dictating the holy books.
God’s offspring was hungry, and one ate an apple. “Great” idea from God to plant a tree with fruit. The Almighty then forbid Adam and Eve to eat from the tree. So much love and tests from the father for the planet’s first children, Adam and Eve.
God told Adam and Eve to rule over the animals in the garden of Eden at the beginning of time.
And God did teach Eve how to talk snake language. She just had a pleasant conversation with the snake while starving because God forgot to make them sandwiches for the second day in a row.
Mr. Almighty was a little ashamed; he would never admit he forgot to feed his children.
So when God started dictating to humans to write some holy books with his rules. Our father made a bunch of versions of the original creation stories. He was leaving out his responsibility. The true story of why his kids became rebellious. Incredible rebellious eating fruit from a tree, those little anarchist bastards. But God did warn them, so he has a point.
We can find God doing this again in the story of the tower, whose name is Babel. It’s the truth in disguise because it originates in God being a lousy parent. The Lord deliberately confuses the language of the earth.
Time for the invincible man in the sky to do some Climate Change.
He, the Lord, scattered humans from all over the world in—Genesis 11:4–9. God loves humans being confused and failing to communicate. It makes him laugh.
God himself sabotaged the Holy books.
So, the explanation is straightforward. The Almighty himself sabotages the books (multiple versions and bad translations). Because of his bad parenting. What do we humans now know if you neglect your kids? They become rebellious and difficult.
God was always busy with war and destruction. He did not give his first children on earth much attention. Imagine you’re a God and being divine. You forget to make food for the first two children on earth.
God himself was to blame for humankind starting on the wrong foot. Making a fuss about an apple while the truth is it was his fault; those children were hungry.
God is busy dictating humans, with no time for the children. God does not thrust angels to babysit; the last angel he outcast to earth was “the devil” and a bunch of angel friends.
And you thought scientists and evolutionists were crazy claiming that we come from the apes?
God does not take responsibility and blames the Devil.
So what does God do, instead of spending more time on the education front and making up for his mistakes (he could have made a housemaid out of some crap): Genesis 6:5:1, God allows a global flood disaster the decedents from Adam became too violent and corrupt.
God blames the Devil. Some say God and the fallen angel were lovers, but the angel caught God having sex with humans, and she put up a scene in heaven.
According to bible info, God is not in the weather business:
It always looks like God is responsible for those natural disasters. But of course, he is not. God has no business in calamities and natural disasters. The opposite is true according to the delusional religious community. “Our” Creator loves Climate Change.
God only gives life “according to the “Bible “. . . whatever happens god says his salvation shall be forever. The righteousness will not be abolished” (Isaiah 51:6). This text and other translations would be proof there is a difference between natural disasters and the work of God.
God Allows Satan.
“God allows Satan to become active in working through nature to bring about destruction due to man’s choice. The Lord does not want it to happen. He did not want Adam and Eve to sin. But he allowed it because that was the only way human beings could have the gift of freedom of choice”.
Right, God blames Satan as he does not want to take the blame and responsibility. Of all those hundreds of millions of people who die from natural disasters.
Sometimes the Supreme being blames the Devil for Climate Change.
The King of Kings is a hypocrite, and humans have a short memory. The Almighty is very much into weather manipulation and must love natural disasters.
1. Genesis 6:5:11, God allows a global flood disaster because the decedents from Adam became too violent and corrupt (apple-eating daughter such an anarchist).
2. Moses splits the Red Sea in two to escape with the Israelites, Book of Exodus 13:17-14:29. Same story in the Qur’an in Surah 26: Al-Shu’ara’ (The Poets) in verses 60-67.
Huge Climate Change events are used for destruction.
3. Sodom and Gomorrah (Genesis 19) are destroyed with fire and earthquakes by God himself, with too much sinning going on according to God. It is unclear why God was so pissed at the inhabitants of the two cities. The writer must not have found it necessary to write about these two cities. Would there be another human eating from a forbidden tree? Who knows? So, God terminates all life in both cities. There goes free will.
Our father in the sky cannot wait till those human “sinners” time on earth is past the natural way. So, he intervenes. He wants them all dead immediately. God approved the behaviors of Lot, even though Lot’s offered his virgin daughters to be raped.
“Our “Father loves rape.
God loved those virgins and raped them, so that was not the issue to destroy the city. But God hated the other inhabitants for no good reason. So, The Almighty destroys Sodom with fire and brimstone (sulfur) dumped from the heavens by some of God’s slaves.
God did not stop until all men and women of Sodom and all the innocent children, newborns, infants, etc., were dead.
“Our” Supreme being loves to kill everything. This story is similar to when God ordered the attack on the Amalekites. The King of Kings wants to destroy them. No mercy. Put all men and women to death. The order is clear. It includes children, infants, sheep, cattle, donkeys, and camels.
In this case, God orders the slaughter of all the animals and house pets (those animals never prayed enough to God, apparently) 1: Samuel 15:3.
“Our” Lord is in the destruction business.
4. Satan in the weather business: The Old Testament story says The Almighty sometimes allows Satan to bring violent weather patterns to earth, creating havoc and destruction. A friend of Job told Job that Climate Change is God’s will. But Job studied the book hard and concluded it was Satan’s fault (see Job 1:1:12). God blames Climate Change, hurricanes, tsunamis, and volcano activities on the Devil.
The Goddess blames it on the Devil, but he sent that fallen angel devil to earth. So, God should make it right with humankind. He owes us, humans!
God is sneaky here. He knows humans would pray less and believe less if we found out God could stop any form of Climate Change. Could the almighty make them just for his amusement? The Supreme Being hides behind the Devil (how convenient) and talks about free will; he has no say in this.
The correct name is “Our” Almighty” and is in the destruction business.
4. Satan is in the weather business: The Old Testament story says God sometimes allows Satan to bring violent weather patterns to earth, creating havoc and destruction.
5. Here is another climate Change story by “our” sneaky lying God. Noah’s Ark story is mentioned in the Torah of the Jewish believers.
The book of Genesis flood narrative. The Sura 71 of the Quran and more “holy” books. “Our” father in the sky orders Noah to build a boat. Precocious measurements advise from The Almighty. He will destroy every living thing on this planet.
The Lord’s most significant Climate Change Event to wipe out Humanity.
It was one of those bad days. God was low on human prayers. How about this for some weather disaster manipulation? God lets it rain for 45 days and floods the earth, killing everyone except the survivors on the boat.
The Deity is low on prayers; he is pissed.
6. He let his son walk on water: Matthew 14:22:33
7. God overturns the tower of babel with a great wind. The Lord was jealous that humanity united and built such a great tower. “Our” Deity intervened. Too much goodness here from humans all working together, reaching for heaven. It’s time for the invincible man in the sky to destroy the tower with the wind.
8. Numbers 16:27-33King James Version (KJV) God talks about earth opening his mouth and swallowing them up because it challenged God.
9. God loves weather manipulation as it scares the shit out of humans. Often “our” creator sends a message in the form of a natural disaster. I want the earth to shake when I arrive, at the presence of the God of Jacob” (Psa. 114:7).
The divine blames the weather on the Devil; he takes no responsibility.
10. Exodus 19:18: Mount Sinai is covered in smoke; the lord is descended with lots of fire and smoke while the whole mountain is shaking. God’s presence created an earthquake! God’s power over the elements is the best way to get Israel’s undivided attention Jo.b told Job it is God’s will those natural weather disasters.
But Job studied the book hard and concluded it was Satan’s fault (see Job 1:1:12). “Our” father blames Climate Change events such as hurricanes, tsunamis, and volcano activities on the Devil.
The Supreme Being blames it on the Devil, but he sent that fallen angel devil to earth. So, God should make it right with humankind. He owes us, humans!
‘Our” Deity is sneaky here. He knows humans would pray less and believe less if we found out God could stop those natural disasters. Could the almighty make them just for his amusement? God hides behind the Devil (how convenient) and talks about free will; he has no say in this.
The invincible man in the sky intervenes with man’s free will.
According to the biblical writings, you get the picture, disaster after disaster. Many Climate Change disasters are an order of God. Anybody defending God by saying he is not in charge of the weather or free will should stop denying that God could not do anything to prevent a natural disaster. The religious followers are in denial. It does not fit an all-loving God).
There are dozens of weather manipulation activities in almost every “holy” book on earth. Surely the God community will try to defend his weather fuck ups. (Luke 10:12-15) The Climate Change disasters are God’s early warnings for judgment day. But not everybody who gets killed is eternally lost in Sodom.
The Supreme leader is trying to bullshit his way out of the weather disaster fuck up. Which he used to destroy two cities. When he destroys Sodom and Gomorrah, God knows he killed many innocent people because he had one of his rage attacks (not enough prayers those days).
Sodom and Gomorrah.
He tells the humans on earth that some will go to heaven. He has a few hundred thousand angels. They are ready to handpick the victims from the dirt and burning fire—a selection of who can go to heaven and who’s not).
Good time to play the love card from The King of Kings. He is losing followers after destroying two cities. “Our” Father in heaven is love. He wants to save everyone. But men and women can go their own way. God allows that if they choose so.
He is lying; look at Adam and Eve. The supreme being screwed up already from the beginning. Destruction comes to the wicked. God’s people have committed two evils.
Forsaken Deity, the fountain of living waters, and hewn themselves cisterns—broken cisterns that can hold no water” (Jeremiah 2:13, NKJV).
God’s warning to other sinners, I can destroy your city, so do not sin against my will. Screw your human freedom. Listen to me, obey and keep praying day and night.
Human messengers of God know why God is in favor of Climate Change.
Fred Waldron Phelps, the pastor Quote: “Thank God for the tsunami (2004 Tsunami killing 240.000 people). And thank our heavenly father that two thousand dead Swedes fertilize the ground over there (in Asia). How many of these two thousand, do you suppose, were fags and dykes?
These horrors are how the Lord deals with His enemies. And the Lord has got some enemies. And Sweden heads the list. You filthy Swedes. You dirty Swedes!”
Fred needs an explanation from God’s followers on earth. Why do so many people get killed in a natural disaster? Or he uses a good disaster for publicity; never let a good crisis go to waste, Winston Churchill. Fred blames it on the gays. Maybe an idea, pastor Phelps, let’s give all those gays and sex sinners a yellow star with the word sin. This yellow start idea Reminds me of some recent war not so long ago.
Fred blames it on the Gays.
The Angels in charge did an incredible job selecting to kill Two Hundred Forty Thousand gay people with a Tsunami. That was one hell of a selective wave.
I guess the former secret gay lover of the pastor was Swedish. He needs to aim his arrow of frustration at the Swedish gay community. The pastor was doing a headcount on the beaches of Phuket many times, searching for his runaway gay boyfriend. Therefore, the pastor knew precisely that the number of Swedish gay people was 2000.
In 2007, Falwell extended the blame on Gays: “AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals. It is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”.
Phelps’s last words are “I Hate Fags”.
Fred Phelps also thanks God for the Shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. When Phelps died at 84, one of his last words was that God hates fags!
Fred Phelps Thanks God for the Shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords
The Creator and Natural Disasters: It’s the Gays’ Fault? Rabbi Noson Leiter
Noson Leiter of Torah Jews said it was “divine justice” that hurricane sandy raised havoc. This hurricane was justice because the state of New York legalized same-sex marriage. He claimed that the approval of same-sex marriages triggered the great flood in history. God can punish particular areas with a flood.
Rabbi Leiter Blames Hurricane Sandy on Gays, Marriage Equality
Glenn Beck Calls Japan Earthquake Work of God; Gilbert Gottfried Apologizes.
God’s Warning 2014 Typhoon Haiyan Philippines, Tornadoes, America, Volcanoes Erupt Around The World
God’s “messengers” use propaganda, spread fear, and blame other humans.
I will name some examples of the God community and their propaganda at work.
Any crisis in the world attracts some religious fanatics who preach about doomsday—a warning about the end of times or the announcement about the messiah’s return.
These people should realize that the weather is a natural phenomenon even before man was on earth. There are phenomena like winds, volcano eruptions, earthquakes, asteroids, tsunamis, ice ages, and meteorites hitting the ground.
What did our Deity do with the weather before humans came on Earth?
These weather phenomena come from before God received any prayers from the earth. There was no human sin. “God” found humans on earth who are defending the faith with modern technology.
TV preachers use YouTube videos. Follow the trend of spreading fear. These videos start with The Creator’s and “holy” prophecies. Especially with highlights recorded and edited in a highlight reel of natural disasters.
In the Philippines, they can’t stop “sinning,” so they get superstorm after superstorm. Maybe it is a good idea to move location or land? Perhaps it’s wise not to live in San Francisco/ California or Tokyo, where earthquakes are frequent.
Religion Thrives on Fear.
Scared people will easily take refuge in groups who all believe the same. Fear will make the vast majority of humans believe in religious propaganda. Knowledge and intellect will make certain humans prevent living in a place where certain disasters repeat frequently.
Those humans move and find a more friendly habitat. We moved from Holland to Pattaya, Thailand, to a more agreeable weather climate.
The religious community has a weather issue. Scientists and profit-seekers, and political leaders use the weather for their agendas.
A friend of mine just spoke to God; he now blames humans for Climate Change (The Devil is on the Hook).
(C) Bas Boon www.basboon.com
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