Sun. Dec 5th, 2021

God does not exist, the final proof! Jesus was a drunk. Many people always asked me if I can prove that religion is a hoax. Does God and Jesus exist? I did some research and traced some far family relatives.

Witnesses who are mentioned in the Bible claimed to have seen Jesus do miracles. This is what the result was:

Jesus and his followers at that time were alcoholics. It’s actually the Romans who made a rule that these religious people could no longer be intoxicated. They were out of control by making love in public, orgies, and of course violence. God’s son seems to be an anarchist drunk.

Now, this would explain many biblical stories such as that Jesus changed the water into wine. They had a huge party with twelve of Jesus’ friends and one prostitute name Magdalena. Suddenly they run out of wine but Jesus had a secret wine stash. Everybody was pissed there was no more wine at the party.

Then Jesus fooled them and said I changed water into wine. Jesus went to his secret stash (his father God’s wine cellar), the party/wedding continued. Surely all the intoxicated people said that story for a long time into the future. At the same time, they made a painting of that party.

Christ running around on water explained

This also explains the stories of why Jesus was running around on the water. Others spilled open the red sea and build a boat for the big flooding. The whole gang was intoxicated.

The drinking problems started already at Jesus his birth. His mother was married to an alcoholic and she drunk herself a lot. She then needed an excuse for her pregnancy. She told her husband (Jesus’ father) it was a miracle. It was God who made her pregnant and not the neighbor. Her husband was impotent already for years.

Lost in the dessert on their way to Nazareth

That’s why things got tricky in the bible as the son of God was born in Nazareth. The writers needed the Messiah to be born in Jerusalem. So, they had to make a story about some wise man following a star. To get baby Jesus to be born in Jerusalem. They all were drunk and did not know where to go. The wise man wandering around in the desert and finally ended up in some stable with some nomads.

When Jesus was born more and more peasants liked to party with him. The Romans arrested him for being intoxicated in public. Many people always ended up on the cross when going against the Roman empire. Jesus was no exception.

The Roman who stabbed the son of God was drunk.

The Roman who stabbed Jesus with a spear did a bad job. As usually he was drunk and he just made a flesh wound. Jesus actually did not die on the cross. He came off the cross and took a long sleep. He partied with a few bottles of wine. When Jesus came out of hiding everybody talked, he resurrected from the dead.

Btw the witnesses said there were many people resurrected from the dead. It seemed like one big huge zombie apocalypse at that time. Resurrecting from the dead was nothing special.

Not a really positive image to focus your energy on.

The Muslims learned from all these mistakes in Christianity. They wrote in their holy book it was forbidden to drink (God hated writing). But they also had a problem. Their prophet raised war on the infidel and married a 6-year-old girl. The prophet had sex with her when she was 9.

Pedophiles and Inexperienced babies

Today there is a name for such behavior (pedophilia). Another problem is the reward for martyrdom. The book promises you 72 virgins.

Now I assume they have to be Muslim virgins. Which could be difficult as most young brides from 6 till 9 are not virgin anymore (Mohammed was a great sample of that). You get stuck with babies or children up to 5 years with not much experience.

Or if it is not Muslim virgins, but any virgin. It could be 72 virgins from 120 kilos each or some fat armed nuns? In the Muslim religion, Islam has another problem. It read about flying horses and the prophet splitting up the moon.

Christianity has actually a plausible excuse for some of their miracles. As I explained earlier, they all were intoxicated and they also wrote a new book.

Alcohol or Paedophilia?

But the Muslim religion forbids alcohol. Their leader was quite sober marrying a 6-year-old. We left on a flying horse and were completely sober.

The Old Testament was too gruesome so a New Testament was written. The Koran writers learned from this so Mohammed said no change no edits. This is the truth and it cannot be questioned, you don’t like it you die!


All eyewitnesses’ testimonies in the bible and other “holy” books miracles are the indicator of truth for religious people. Jesus water walking and Mohammed flying away on a horse.

The far relatives of these witnesses are now believers in Chris Angels, David Blaine, and Dynamo. Those modern-day new prophets levitate and walk on water.

Thousands of live witnesses and millions of TV viewers (see the “new prophets” doing magic”. If you can hold your hand and pray for ice cream. And suddenly out of nowhere an ice cream would appear. I will pray right next to you; Who would not love free ice cream out of anywhere?

Mear the end of my interview I asked the question about Jesus dying for all mankind thing. The family of the witnesses said surprisingly the following: Jesus came from a virgin and God could do such things. God could have made a son like that every day.

Since God’s son died the situation on earth got worse

This would have solved many problems as Jesus came to save mankind. unfortunately, the situation on earth got only worse after he died.

The Plaque, The Vietnam War, World War 1 and 2, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Hurricanes Catherina and Andrew. The Iraq war, Afghanistan war, and Israel always seem to be at war.

Mexican Flu, Spanish Flu, Aids, HIV, Ebola, poverty, a new religion named Islam after 500 years. The list is endless, so things got worse.

The far family members’ eyewitnesses from the biblical times agreed. Now that if God really wanted to save us (as if we need to be saved). He would have offered an unborn son daily. So the majority of mankind does not have to live in misery and fear.

Holy book for the promotion of alcohol.

Quote: Hosea chapter 4 (TEV) 11 The Lord says, “Wine, both old and new, is robbing my people of their senses!”

1 Timothy 5:23 – Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.

Proverbs 31:7 – Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.  

Luke 21:34 – And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and [so] that day come upon you unawares.

God loves Drunks

Zechariah 9:17 – For how great [is] his goodness, and how great [is] his beauty! corn shall make the young men cheerful, and new wine the maids.

Joel 2:19 – Yea, the LORD will answer and say unto his people, Behold, I will send you corn, and wine, and oil, and ye shall be satisfied therewith: and I will no longer make you a reproach among the heathen:  

Proverbs 23:31 – Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his color in the cup, [when] it moved aright. Job 32:19 – Behold, my belly [is] as wine [which] hath no vent; it is ready to burst like new bottles.

Quote Proverbs 31:6

New International Version
Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!

New Living Translation
Alcohol is for the dying, and wine for those in bitter distress.

English Standard Version
Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress;

Berean Study Bible
Give strong drink to one who is perishing, and wine to the bitter in soul.

King James Bible
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.

New King James Version
Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to those who are bitter of heart.

New American Standard Bible
Give intoxicating drink to one who is perishing, And wine to one whose life is bitter.

NASB 1995
Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to him whose life is bitter.

NASB 1977
Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to him whose life is bitter.

Amplified Bible
Give strong drink [as medicine] to him who is ready to pass away, And wine to him whose life is bitter.

Christian Standard Bible
Give beer to one who is dying and wine to one whose life is bitter.

Holman Christian Standard Bible
Give beer to one who is dying and wine to one whose life is bitter.

American Standard Version
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, And wine unto the bitter in soul:

Aramaic Bible in Plain English
Strong drink is given to mourners and wine to bitter souls,

Brenton Septuagint Translation
Give strong drink to those that are in sorrow, and the wine to drink to those in pain:

Contemporary English Version
Beer and wine are only for the dying or for those who have lost all hope.

Douay-Rheims Bible
Give strong drink to them that are sad: and wine to them that are grieved in mind:

English Revised Version
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto the bitter in soul:

Good News Translation
Alcohol is for people who are dying, for those who are in misery.

GOD’S WORD® Translation
Give liquor to a person who is dying and wine to one who feels resentful.

International Standard Version
Give liquor to someone who is perishing, and wine to someone who is deeply depressed.

JPS Tanakh 1917
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, And wine unto the bitter in soul;

Literal Standard Version
Give strong drink to the perishing, And wine to the bitter in soul,

NET Bible
Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those who are bitterly distressed;

New Heart English Bible
Give strong drink to him who is ready to perish, and wine to the bitter in soul:

World English Bible
Give strong drink to him who is ready to perish, and wine to the bitter in soul:

Young’s Literal Translation
Give strong drink to the perishing, And wine to the bitter in soul,

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