God does not exist, the final proof! Jesus was a drunk.

God does not exist, the final proof! Jesus was a drunk. Many people always ask me if I could prove that religion is a hoax. Does God and Jesus exist? I did some research and traced some far family relatives.

Witnesses mentioned in the Bible claimed to have seen Jesus do miracles. This is what the result was:

Jesus and his followers at that time were alcoholics. It was the Romans who made a rule that these religious people could no longer drunken in public. They were out of control by making love in public, orgies, and violence. God’s son seems to be a drunken anarchist.

This would explain many biblical stories, such as that Jesus changed the water into wine. They had a massive party with twelve of Jesus’ friends and one prostitute named Magdalena. Suddenly they ran out of wine, but Jesus had a secret wine stash. Everybody was angry there was no more wine at the party.

Then Jesus fooled them and said I changed water into wine. Jesus went to his secret stash (his father God’s wine cellar) and got more wine; the party/wedding continued. Indeed all the intoxicated people keep telling that story for a long time in the future. At the same time, they made a painting of that party.

Christ running around on water explained.

This also explains the stories of why Jesus was running around on the water. The famous tale is where he split open the red sea. Another tail is where he orders Noah (Noah the drunk) to build a boat for the extensive coming flooding. The whole gang was intoxicated.

The drinking problems started already at Jesus his birth. His mother was married to an alcoholic, and she drank herself a lot. She then needed an excuse for her pregnancy. She told her husband (Jesus’ father) it was a miracle. It was God who made her pregnant and not the neighbor. Her husband was impotent already for years.

Lost in the desert on their way to Nazareth

That’s why things got tricky in the Bible, as the son of God was born in Nazareth. The writers need the Messiah to be in Jerusalem. So, they had to make a story about some wise man following a star. To get baby Jesus to be born in Jerusalem. They all are lost and pissed drunk and do not know where to go. The “wise” man wandered around in the desert and ended up in some stable with some nomads.

When Jesus was born, more and more peasants liked to party with him. The Romans did arrest Jesus several times for being a drunk in public. Many people always went on the cross who was against the Roman empire. Jesus was no exception.

The Roman who stabs the son of God was drunk.

The Roman who stabbed Jesus with a spear did a lousy job. Jesus is hanging on the cross with nails in his hands and feet. A Roman soldier tries to stab Jesus. His spear attack only causes Jesus only a minor flesh wound. My sources tell me that this soldier partied with friends from Jesus and got completely wasted. Jesus then came off the cross and took a long sleep. He drank a few bottles of wine in a place called Cave Inn. It is drunken man gossip that leads to Jesus’ resurrection fairy tales.

Btw the witnesses said many people resurrect from the dead. It seemed like one big colossal zombie apocalypse at that time. Restoring from the dead was nothing special.

The Muslims learned from all these mistakes in Christianity. They instruct a writer of their holy book to write the rule; you can not drink (God hates writing). But they also had a problem. Their prophet raised war on the infidel and married a 6-year-old girl. The prophet had sex with her when she was 9.

Pedophiles and Inexperienced babies

Today there is a name for such behavior (pedophilia). Another problem is the reward for martyrdom. The book promises you 72 virgins.

Now I assume they have to be Muslim virgins? This is problematic as most young brides from 6 to 9 are not virgins anymore (Mohammed leads the way with Aisha). Just imagine you blow yourself up, and your reward in paradise is to be with crying and screaming babies or children up to 5 years with little sexual experience.

Or if it is not Muslim virgins, but any virgin. Could it be 72 virgins from 120 kilos each or some fat armed nuns? What about obese transgender people and ladyboys? There are no specific details on endless possibilities. In the Muslim religion, Islam has another problem. It read about flying horses and the prophet splitting up the moon.

Christianity has a plausible excuse for some of its miracles. My explanation hits the hammer on the nail; they are all drunks while they were writing a new holy book. The Quran writer is sober but could have been stoned out of his mind. This might be why the flying horse story emerged and split up the moon.

Alcohol or Paedophilia?

But the Muslim religion forbids alcohol. Their leader was quite sober, marrying a 6-year-old. Mohammed and Aisha then left on a flying horse but were utterly straight.

The Old Testament is too gruesome, so they write the New Testament. The Koran writers learned from this, so Mohammed said no change, no edits, just one book, I dictate the rules. This is the truth, and do not question the validity; if you don’t like I don’t must die!

All eyewitnesses in the Bible and other “holy” books” and”ate this is the truth for religious people. Jesus walked on water, and Mohammed flew away on a horse.

The far relatives of these witnesses are now believers in Chris Angels, David Blaine, and Dynamo. As I write, those modern-day new prophets levitate and walk on water today.

Thousands of witnesses and millions of TV viewers (see the “new prophet” doing magic”).” Suppose you” can hold your hand and pray for ice cream. And suddenly, out of nowhere, ice cream would appear. I will pray right next to you; Who would not love free ice cream from anywhere?

Near the end of my interview, I asked about Jesus dying for all humanity. The family of the witnesses said surprisingly the following: Jesus came from a virgin, and God could do such things. God could have made a son like that every day.

Since God’s son died, God’s situation on earth got worse

This would have solved many problems as Jesus came to save humanity. God impregnates a virgin every day and then kills the baby later on a cross. One each day. Unfortunately, the situation on the planet got only worse after Jesus died.

The Plaque, The Vietnam War, World War 1 and 2, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Hurricanes Catherina and Andrew. Iraq, Afghanistan, and Israel always seem to be at war.

Mexican Flu, Spanish Flu, Aids, HIV, Ebola, poverty, a new religion named Islam after 500 years. The list is endless, so things got worse.

The far family members’ remember from biblical times agreed. Now, God wanted to save us (as if we need to be reserved). He could have offered an unborn son daily. So most of humanity does not have to live in misery and fear.

Holy book for the promotion of alcohol.

Quote: Hosea chapter 4 (TEV) 11 The Lord says, “Wine, both old and new, is robbing my people of their senses!”

1 Timothy “:23 – Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sastomach’sten infirmities.

Proverbs 31:7 – Let him drink, forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.  

Luke 21:34 – And take heed to yourselves, lest your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, drunkenness, and cares of this life, and [so] that day come upon you unawares.

God loves Drunks

Zechariah 9:17 – For how great [is] his goodness, and how great [is] his beauty! Corn shall make the young men cheerful, and new wine the maids.

Joel 2:19 – Yea, the LORD will answer and say unto his people, Behold, I will send you corn, and wine, and oil, and ye shall be satisfied in addition to that: and I will no longer make you a reproach among the heathen:  

Proverbs 23:31 – Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it gives this color in the cup, [when] it moved right. Job 32:19 – Behold, my belly [is] as wine [which] hath no vent; it is ready to burst like new bottles.

Quote Proverbs 31:6

New International Version
Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!

New Living Translation
Alcohol is for the dying, and wine for those in bitter distress.

English Standard Version
Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress;

Berean Study Bible
Give a solid drink to one who is perishing and wine to the bitter soul.

King James Bible
Give a strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those of heavy hearts.

New King James Version
Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to those who are bitter of heart.

New American Standard Bible
Give intoxicating drink to one who is perishing, And wine to one whose life is bitter.

NASB 1995
Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to him whose life is bitter.

NASB 1977
Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to him whose life is bitter.

Amplified Bible
Give strong drink [as medicine] to him who is ready to pass away, And wine to him whose life is bitter.

Christian Standard Bible
Give beer to one dying and wine to one whose life is bitter.

Holman Christian Standard Bible
Give beer to one who is dying and wine to one whose life is bitter.

American Standard Version
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, And wine unto the bitter in soul:

Aramaic Bible in Plain English
Strong drink is given to mourners and wine to bitter souls,

Brenton Septuagint Translation
Give strong drink to those that are in sorrow, and the wine to drink to those in pain:

Contemporary English Version
Beer and wine are only for the dying or those who have lost all hope.

Douay-Rheims Bible
Give strong drink to them that are sad: and wine to them that are grieved in mind:

English Revised Version
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto the bitter in soul:

Good News Translation
Alcohol is for people who are dying, for those who are in misery.

GOD’S WORD® GOD’Slation
Give liquor to a person who is dying and wine to one who feels resentful.

International Standard Version
Give liquor to someone who is perishing and wine to someone who is deeply depressed.

JPS Tanakh 1917
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, And wine unto the bitter in soul;

Literal Standard Version
Give strong drink to the perishing, And wine to the bitter in soul,

NET Bible
Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those who are bitterly distressed;

New Heart English Bible
Give strong drink to him who is ready to perish, and wine to the bitter in soul:

World English Bible
Give strong drink to him who is ready to perish, and wine to the bitter in soul:

Young’s LiteYoung’snslation
Give strong drink to the perishing, And wine to the bitter in soul,

In this video of Monty Python’s “Life of Brian,” the actor” Graham Chapman depicts Jesus on the cross. He was the first openly gay Tv personality. Ooh, did I mention also was a raging alcoholic? This is why his acting is so natural and to the point.

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