Sun. Dec 5th, 2021
 
Christmas Sheep, Kardashians Butt Spell, Turkey Vagina Kukeleku, get ready for some craziness. This blog is about the human sheeple behavior of consumerism. Christmas shopping, black Friday, plastic surgery ideas, Turkey gift ideas. Turkey dinner tradition and some of my personal experiences.

Follow the leader

Quote John 10:8.  “So Jesus said to them again, Truly, truly, I say to you, I am the door of the sheep. All who have come before me are thieves and robbers.

But the sheep did not hear them. I am the door; if anyone enters through Me, he will Be saved and we will go in and out and find pasture”

The bible propaganda shows how to listen and follow a “leader” labeling and stigmatizing people were already present back then.

Paulo Coelho’s book should be a religon

Who was born and when and why celebrating and how to celebrate?   Paulo Coelho, the great Brazilian author wrote the opposite of that message in his book “the alchemist”. The sort in the book is about a young sheepherder who actually leaves his job from being a Shepherd.
He explores the world looking for a treasure and searching for the purpose and meaning of life. The problem with humans is that they should take these biblical writings metaphorically, but as always the biblical text is misinterpreted, or is it taken too seriously?
Consumer Madness on Black Friday
Black Friday is a negative name that first came about by the Philadelphia police department, the police described it as an unpleasant day in the life of a cop (mildly spoken). Extra duty and over-call for all the cops, too much traffic, too many people in stores, drunk, fights, family tragedies, etc.
In 1980 the term black Friday became a synonym for mass consumers to buy whatever they could get their hands on. Never mind if the Sheep needed the goods or not.

Black Friday explained

Bus and cab drivers just said the term Black Friday was used because of traffic jams and the sheep well the sheep just kept buying more and more stuff. All of the other sheep are doing it.

Like all the other sheep a good sheep must have a Turkey for thanksgiving. They stuff the bird full of raisins and other food and alcohol attributes ( thanking the almighty God for the harvest). In the US alone 45 million turkeys die at Thanksgiving and another 22 million on Christmas.

Turkeys hate Christmas, 45 million are killed

The sheep celebrate by eating massive stuffed Turkeys, gods ways are indeed mysterious. The free holidays where the sheep eat turkeys and drink wine and eat tons of ice cream.
The next day the sheep wait in huge lines to start the shopping madness, some sleep with their huge bloated bellies in front of a store, so they can be the first sheep who can enter the stores when they open. I witness some overweight housewives with 40 frozen Turkey birds in their shopping cards, getting a second shopping car to get more Turkeys.
Sheep Shopping is officially started and the hurdle of zombie sheep is entering the shopping zones to get sheared.
 
Christmas is the original celebration of the birth of Christ, but there is a problem with this. Modern historians estimate the birth of Christ between 7 and 2 BC. For the sheep who do not know, they do not really know when or if a messiah named Christ was born. Some say a date was initially chosen nine months after Jesus was conceived.
Some churches celebrate on the 25th. of December or January 7th. There are different old calendars such as the Julian calendar and the old Gregorian calendar, (to make it all more confusing).
Do not ask me what Turkey birds have to do with Celebrating Christmas.

When was Jesus born?

We do not even know if Jesus was born at all, but the sheep community kills about 70 million birds ( mostly Turkeys) because most other sheep eat birds as well on these “celebration” dates.
 
My last day on earth is Christmas, I make the best of it.
Sheep are easily fooled, the Sheppard just tells a story and gives a command and the sheep do not ask questions. I will jump to humans now but for the people who have problems reading, the sheep is the word to be replaced for humans.

Self mutilation, Plastic Surgery.

 
Many humans are in constant need of attention and will go to great lengths to satisfy their egos. Hollywood and television are brainwashing people about how the ideal human should look and behave and what to buy
This has led to some “hilarious” Frankenstein creatures, they were not dead when they did plastic surgery or used botox, but they might as well be dead.
Those humans intervened with nature. In many cases made things far worse. Donatella Versace could survive jumping out of a plane from 10 miles high and land safely using “her” doctors made things called “lips” like a parachute.
 
Yolanthe Van Kasbergen the wife of soccer player Wesley Sneijder looks being transformed in a recent picture as a permanent actress for the next ten sequels of the walking dead, acting as the main zombie.
John Rivers ( RIP) the annoying old witch who had her own TV program where she would trash other celebrities on their clothes, looks, and behavior. People find it extremely funny if insecure TV Celebs criticize other human celebs. It makes them laugh

Plastic Surgery Addiction

Rivers had a serious plastic surgery addiction, more than 15 times a year over a period of 50 years she had work done on her body and face. Amanda Lepore is a transsexual, but actually, she looks like an alien from another planet.

If there really were scary aliens out of space creatures like Alien and Predator invading earth, they would leave the planet, if we only would show pictures of this Amanda thing.

Others ”celebs” who can safely land jumping from a plane using their lips as parachutes are Big Ang and Janice Dickinson, Melanie Griffith, Daryl Hannah, Nikki Cox, Pete Burns, Johanna Tukiainen, Michaela Romanini.

Parachute Lips

Surely not only the female species run to doctors for changing their appearance, Axel Rose, Mickey Rourke, Michael Jackson the list is endless. Many people who are in the spotlight have huge inflated egos that make them think they are special and above other humans.

The need to be forever young and beautiful is at an all-time high. A plastic surgery voucher for Christmas, just an idea.

My 250K Christmas Party in Hollywood

The drug clinics are full of celebs who are in war with theier own ego’s and they try to escape the pain by drinking  alcohol and taking drugs.

Paparazzi journalists are waiting at the entrance and back door of the rehab, to shoot their next headline picture for a tabloid gossip magazine about another celeb getting clean…. or not.  Many times, the celeb’s agent makes a call that the VIP client will be going to a clinic at a specific time so the paparazzi can get their photos.

Almost all publicity is good publicity. I have produced a couple of movies and I can say from personal experience that the industry is a big circus. I did a movie called Bad Guys and our main actor after a week of shooting just didn’t turn up on set one morning. After two days he still could not be found.

So we went to his house, I climbed over the fence of his house where I finally found him. At the back of the house near the dog house he was waking up from doing an eight ball for his early Christmas celebration. I had to ask later what that was an Eightball.

My Main Actor Does An Eightball

Now we had to re-shoot the film of the previous week with all the shots he was in and we had to replace him and his eight-ball cost us 250K. We could sue this guy. But in the industry, this would create more problems for you as a producer. The story would be that you as a producer are difficult to work with.

Many actors are with some union protecting them. If actors are quite cheap to work with, expect troubles ahead, their fame but being cheap for hire has a reason, I learned my lesson

I just went back to the film set and bought 20 big Turkeys for the crew, hey Christmas is Christmas.

http://mmaweeklynews.blogspot.com/2009/07/rampage-stars-in-bad-guys.asp

Hollywood, Television, Media fueling the consumerism madness.

 

James Bond is synonymous with Dry Martini and Aston Martin

The Hollywood and television stars are approached by executives from big brands like Versace, Hugo Boss, Rolex, Gucci. Hired for advertisement campaigns or they just send the celebs their products. People are buying up the products just because of the celebrity name attached to them.

Sheep behavior. James Bond’s watch, The car-like Austin Martin, George Clooney Nespresso….. The list is endless. Big business these days is celebrity perfume.

These celebs and the advertisement and marketing companies brainwash the majority of humans to be up-to-date. Want to have, must-have, with the latest trends convincing us we actually need some of this shit.

Consumerism Madness

I never understood trends or fashion in the matter. My drive prestige driven was always occupied with creativity, producing fights, movies, DVDs, etc, management. My companies give me a lot of experience in marketing and advertisement.

About two months before Christmas is the best time to release your catalog or products.

That is when consumerism madness reaches its highest point. Humans buying and buying most things they already have. They need to update it to the latest model, iPhone 22, Ipad, laptops, Gigabytes, new color clothes, watches, jewelry, pearls for some vagina’s and shoes.

This leads to crazy situations where people will do just about anything to show other humans they are up-to-date with the trends.

 

Ugly Fat Feet In Open Toe Shoes

I notice some Overweight Female Christmas shoppers running around in malls with high heel open toe shoes.  No ugly feet in open-toe high heel shoes, please.

Like you see TV celebs wearing open toe shoes as the shoe is hip. Her toes are those big hammer frog toes straight out of a scary horror movie ( that tall bitch from E: style secrets ).

I do not want to see this so please buy some rain boots and hide those hideous “toes”. Then you have these fat people who are in peace with their heavier self because of the Kardashian’s ass as a role model.

Humans achieved to land a satellite (rosetta) on a comet recently. On the same day, the Kardashian’s ass was front-page news.

This bitch Kardashian is solely responsible for many beautiful girls putting fat injections in their butts. Fans start eating a certain food to gain weight. The sheep do butt exercises to increase the size of their butts.

Kardashians have Plump Butss

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But the Kardashian’s have plump butts. So we now have a whole generation of young girls working on fattening their butts.
We are witnessing fat cows wearing hot pants and tight jeans. All because of one celeb whose Facebook soon will be reaching 30 million likes. Kardashian the fat sheepherder and her fat ass following sheep. It’s a human tragedy.
Kardashian Ass a few years from now!

I would like to have a labia reduction surgery for Christmas, a what?

 
Turkey / Rooster neck looks identical to some vagina’s   Ahum you want a what? An acquaintance of mine was telling me the other day that his new girlfriend wanted labia surgery.
I had to look that up, it turns out some girls/woman’s vaginas change over time. They want a designer vagina. Some use stitches and make the vagina smaller. In the case of my friend’s girlfriend, she wanted to have an overflow of skin removed.
My friend showed me a photo of her vagina that looked like a rooster’s/turkeys neck. In Holland, we have a name for such vagina’s we call them a “kukelekuu”.
Kukelekuu it’s a sound that a rooster makes in the morning. Referring to the red thing vibrating on the rooster’s throat).

Vagina’s overzised “rooster” lips named kukeluku

It is mind-boggling to me how that vagina’s turned into those strange hanging pile of oversized “rooster” lips. It makes you wonder how the hell they got their vaginas like that?

Did they put a hoover on their genitals for getting an orgasm? The former boyfriend did some very strange things? Those are some spooky thoughts.

Creepy Vagina vanished

That’s is some creepy shit I told him and I felt for him. I live in Pattaya and in the Bangkok hospital, people come from all over the world. Transsexuals who want their penises removed and a vagina. Make penises bigger, bigger breasts it’s all possible against a tenth of the price of Hollywood.

So girls if you created this big pile of wild flesh hanging in between your legs. It’s easy to be removed and it’s called Labia Surgery.

Vagina cunt gift certificate for Christmas

Guys if you are irritated by this deformation of your female companion’s vagina. Give her a hospital cunt gift certificate for Christmas. You will always think about this comparison ( Turkey/Rooster neck with a vagina) while eating a Turkey for the rest of your lives).

Typical Sheep Behavior, Extreme Consumerism 
 
looks like a Christmas three all year around
Some women look like a Christmas tree all year round I had a girlfriend who had an obsession with nail polish. It was not only the different colors and nail polish bottles she collected.
The volume was astonishing. By the rate of her buying nail polish, I had to dedicate a whole room just for her nail polish bottles.
She had so much she could polish the nails of several hurdles of elephant toes She never had enough. You go shopping, she would stop at every cosmetic store or department and the nightmare began.

Nail Polish Obsession

I like this bottle, oooh a new color, look these are sparkling, they have new ones with perfume, this one has a motive, look these tiny stones, these are special shape bottles. The new celeb nail polish line just went on sale and on Christmas.

I even saw a Santa Clause dressed-up doll with nail polish. Must have been a transsexual St Claus. Christmas shopping, huge masses of sheep walking behind each other looking through windows. People let their eyes be bewitched by the next must-have products.

No Sunglasses No Sex

My friend had a similar problem only his girlfriend was a professional sunglasses collector. Versace, Armani they needed to be high-class sunglasses. According to her, they really protect you from the sun (which almost never shines in Holland).

She would lose or forget one of those sunglasses and then freak out. Immediately wanted to buy a new pair. My friend said once but you have 180 pairs at home.

He never made that remark again as his girlfriend became hysterical and no intercourse followed for two months.You will not get any Vagina he had to hear every second of the day. How dare you say that. I went against my will Christmas shopping with my friend and his girlfriend with the sun-glass obsession.

 
 

My Christmas Horror expirience

Both our girlfriends just spent one hour in a store surrounded by fat mothers and their screaming kids. The kids spilling ice cream and chocolate all over the place. Feeding kids high amounts of sugar makes kids more unpredictable and wild it brings a special touch to the Christmas atmosphere.

The music in the store was jazz, I hate jazz. It reminds me of movies where you have a schizophrenic murderer that loses it from one moment to the next (falling Down with Michael Douglas).

As a producer, you would choose this crazy music ( jazz) to emphasize craziness. The next shop is Starbucks as the girls want their coffee at a branded place and guess what?

From the Starbucks loudspeakers, we bring you Jazz music. Again screaming kids everywhere a huge line up with 50 sheep all screaming at each other with their hands full of bags with Christmas shopping.

Michael Douglas in movie Fallen Down, I want breakfast.
 

Frappuccinos with caramel and whip cream

After 50 fat sheep in front of me receiving their Frappuccinos with caramel and whip cream, it is our turn. I swear not one single fat chunker had coffee who stood in line. All of them paid by credit card, yet no cash, they like to pay the interest of their disguised calorie bomb death shakes.

The employees at Starbucks all had Christmas hats on. The loudspeakers still play that horrific jazz crap ( I am not a fan of Christmas music, but I would have welcomed it).

I want breakfast. Our order got mixed up with the wrong receipt and they had to remake the drinks, if we could wait another 15 minutes. Employees were waiting to refill whatever needed to be refilled.

More jazz music, I just stood there and thought about that movie fallen down with Michael Douglas, where he suddenly loses the plot and starts shooting people. These are all the ingredients of becoming a mass murderer

 
The Sheep getting sheared

The Sheep getting sheared, Christmas at Mac Donald’s and the hospital.

My friend’s girlfriend who had an obsession with sunglasses brought her kid from a previous relationship she had. The little boy wanted to go to the MacDonalds. The boy loved those toys that come with the happy meal.

MacDonald is the number 1 toy distributor in the world. Their marketing department found out that you need to attract the sheep when they are very young.

They know the kid is not coming alone and has to bring their parents. this way they can sell more burgers and chicken. Just because of some plastic toys. Kids play with toys while eating their burgers and drinking a milkshake from a cup that is bigger than the kid’s head.

While the little 5 years old is running around a huge Christmas tree at Mac Donalds with other kids. We are sitting in a booth watching the kids running around. Suddenly there is panic the five-year-old boy had his plastic toy in his mouth.

 

Boy Almost Chokes on MacDonalds toy

The toy got stuck in his air pipe, scared to death he falls backward in the huge Christmas tree which falls down and as a result, all the kids start to scream and there is widespread panic now.
The Christmas balls are breaking down on the floor while the Christmas tree is falling. Three overweight fat workers from Macdonald’s rush to the scene. They did not help just stood there with their mouths open.
I took the boy by his back and moved him up and down then hitting him on his back with my hand and the toy came shooting out of his throat.
New music sounds to the loudspeakers it’s jazz. I am holding the boy in my arms surrounding by a broken tree with hundreds of destroyed Christmas balls.
Everybody rushed to a hospital as we feared that he might still have some parts of the toy stick in his windpipe We got stuck in traffic for 30 min. While the boy is grasphing for air almost dying, the girlfriends spot some celbrity in a car streaming live on her social media. They are in extase.

No Not Jazz Again

We entered the hospital and had to wait there for 20 minutes in a room, surely, they played jazz. I asked kindly if they could change the music. They kindly told me they could not. I just sat forced to listen to jazz again and listen to the girls complaining

Another family was panicking in the hospital. The father and mother visited their two transgender none binary sons who installed a designer vagina. The mother thought it would be nice for Christmas to bring a Turkey. One of the boys is rushed again to the Intensive care when a piece of Turkey gets stuck in his windpipe.

When the parents come back from the ER, they caught the other son with his ding a ling in the roosters behind.

Things got worse as they forgot their bags with nail polish and bought sunglasses in the panic at the Mac Donald’s. Its Friday a few weeks before Christmas. I have many more shopping days to look forward to.

In Thailand they are not religious there is Buddhism. Where I live in Pattaya Thailand they celebrate everything. Halloween, fourth of July, The American and Canadian Thanksgiving, New Year’s Evening

holiday in the western world is celebrated in Pattaya. Christmas in Soi 6 is thousands of sheep with clear high heels wearing a Christmas hat and a tiny thong for their vagina, Hohoho!

 
 AC/DC – Mistress for Christmas

Sershen&Zaritskaya feat. Kim and Shturmak

(C) Bas Boon
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