Sun. Dec 5th, 2021

The bible is full of contradictions and Jesus made bad decisions, here is why: Is this a sign of God, I am so confused…..  After my first blog “ Final proof God and Jesus do not exist”

I had quite some responses most very positive. Some wishing me the usual portion of hell and that my day of judgment will come soon.

I tried to go on the Muslim forums but every post was removed by the moderator what was I thinking, haha. One of the responses was a private message.

A religious girl said she laughed really hard and understood my post as a piece of satire and humor. The contradictions which I indicated made her piss her pants.

Surely I love sarcasm and humor but my strong opinion is that my story would be as good as any other old story, just a story.

But for her, I will make some remarks about contradictions of the bible. Some of the most famous events that “occurred” according to the author/publishers of the book are called the Bible and some other “holy” books.

   I pray but nothing happens, why do I pray if God has a plan and knows everything?            

The First smart move of Jesus.   Jesus was the new messiah and many in Jerusalem had already heard of him. Bible passage: Quote: Zechariah 9:9, the prophet speaks of a future king presenting himself to Jerusalem while riding on a humble donkey.

This foreshadowed something that happened about 500 years later. As explained in Luke 19:35-37, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey and presented himself as the Messiah, the King.

Now Jesus was quite clever at the beginning of his career as the new Messiah and King. It’s like politics you have to get as many supporters as possible.

Jesus knew about Zechariah’s prediction so he asked for a donkey when entering the temple of Jerusalem, this would give him instantly more followers.

The Friends of Jesus and his disciples would preach to the audience that the prophecy came true. The ruling holy priest of Jerusalem is watching this event (Jesus the new messiah arrives on a donkey).

The ruling holy priest is fearful of losing all his followers and religious power. How can Jesus be a king entering the holy city on a donkey? This is all happening a few days before the big Passover festival is planned in Jerusalem.

The high priest of Jerusalem is not amused and sets up a trap. The Sanhedrin (Hebrew: סַנְהֶדְרִין sanhedrîn, Greek: Συνέδριον,[1] synedrion, “sitting together,” hence “assembly” or “council”). This was an assembly of twenty to twenty-three men appointed in every city in the Land of Israel.

The Romans ask The King of Kings a trick question about money.

The Romans allowed these “holy” people as long as they would not riot against the Roman empire. While Jesus is praying in public one of the twenty-three men in order of the high priest asked a question in public. Should we pay taxes to the Romans he asks Jesus, this was a trick question as the Romans were watching.

The questioner knew that if Jesus would answer No he would be arrested by the Romans as a trouble maker. Jesus is still clever to that point said. Well please give me the coin and then asked whose head was on the coin?

The answer was Cesar so then Jesus said well give the money back to the Romans. It belongs to them ( and he throws the coin to a Roman soldier). We have God is Christ’s answer he avoids the Romans from arresting him.

Now however Jesus must have partied as he makes one stupid decision after another.

When Jesus sees the market and the trade with money exchange involved he goes ape-shit. Jesus is running around throwing the tables with money to the ground.

Screaming you do not practice what you preach, but how did they know? Many never heard of Jesus and were not preaching at all they were just peasants trying to make a living. The spectacle was watched by the Romans and followers of the high priest.

A Roman commander reported to Cesar that there was a troublemaker named Jesus. The high priest was called to inform him that if there would be riots against the Roman empire they would stop the Passover festival.

By now more and more people were following Jesus. Except for all the people who were at the market and lost money they did not like him so much.

The Messiah is fearmongering a child

Now the story gets really controversial as Jesus tells a little child: Quote Matthew 24:2 “But he responded, “Do you see all these buildings? I tell you the truth, they will be completely demolished. Not one stone will be left!” Now that is fear-mongering, why would Jesus tell this to a child?

Not only that he says it pretty loud, giving the followers of the High Priest ammunition to arrest him. By informing the high priest that Jesus is threatening to attack the city. First Jesus is careful with his response to the question. When he was asked if people should pay tax to the Romans. Now

Now Jesus makes himself and his followers vulnerable. He is saying out loud to a child that no stone will be left standing and creating havoc at the local market?

Judas the rat, seriously?

Surely a plan is made by the high priest to get rid of Jesus with the help of one of Jesus’s close disciples Judas. They need Judas to rat on Jesus. This story does not make any sense.

Jesus was a public figure and preached in public living in a tent camp just outside of the temple. He now had everybody’s attention especially his enemies.

One of the 23 members of the high priest’s holy temple even went to visit Jesus at night,. Everybody knew where he was, he was the talk of the town.

Last supper, all drunk and half-naked, (source, RenataSedmakovaShutterestock.com )

Drinking wine is now blood and eating bread is part of Christ’s body, sounds occult to me.

Jesus sits at his famous last supper with 12 of his followers. Suddenly the vision of torture comes to him. He knows Judas will be ratting him out to the enemy.

Now the “peaceful” last supper becomes a ritual for Christians, Jesus says that the wine is now his blood and the bread are parts of his body and everybody should drink and eat this and remember him this way in the future.

That sounds very occult to me and is quite morbid (now in church they still have this ritual). Or maybe he was being kind his words are/ were totally misunderstood. Judas later goes to the high priest and lets them know where Jesus would be going.

Surely this is very strange as Jesus was followed by the Romans and followers of the high priest (after his threat and market stunt).  Everybody knew where he was staying.

The savior gives back a cut-off ear to a soldier.

But ok, Judas rats him out and Jesus is arrested. During his arrest one of Jesus’ disciples, Peter is trying to fight with the soldiers who captured Jesus. He grabbed a sword and cuts off a soldier’s ear. Jesus says stop this Peter and tells him: Matthew 26:52 “Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him, “for all who draw the sword will die by the sword”.

All the soldiers stop as Jesus is in “command” ( like in the movies). He walks up to the soldier who is missing an ear and makes a new ear appear.

That’s nice for the soldier as he can hear again and has no pain. But after that miracle, no amputee has ever grown back a limb in the last 2000 years, and still no rain for the peasants and the Romans.

Wille the true religion the only religion now rise

My Religion is the only true religion all your other billions of humans believing in another religion and especially atheists are wrong. Lazarus in Dutch means pissed drunk!

Jesus is now transported to the high priest’s holy temple and questioned. The high priest asked several questions. Jesus is silent then the high priest asked: are you the son of God?

Luke 22:70 “And they all said, “Are You the Son of God, then?” And He said to them, “Yes, I am.” That’s what the new American standard bible says.

The international bible version: They all asked,” He replied, “You say that I am” (huge difference btw in translation) and in the new living version, they all shouted this.

Differences in Bible translations

What happened to be tactful? Jesus was performing miracles helping old people who could not walk were walking again. He gives that soldier his ear back. Above all, he resurrected the dead Lazarus after being dead for four days.

Lazarus before he died: I’m nothing but a drunk. I’m nothing but a drunk to them which reminds me of the first blog I wrote: the final proof Jesus and God do not exist, to make it even more morbid.

Lazarus in Dutch means pissed drunk! In Dutch “je het lazarus schrikken” means you shocked, directly referring to a dead drunk coming back to life.

More plausible would be that Lazarus drunk himself into delirium. He felt really bad and it took him 48 hours to wake up out of a coma. Then Jesus walked into his grave to help him up and walk with Lazarus outside.

Most Bibicle figures are drunks, criminals and prostitutes.

Quote about religion.org“ADAM was a failure. Noah was a drunk. ABRAHAM was too old. ISAAC was a daydreamer. JACOB was a liar. LEAH was ugly.

JOSEPH was abused. MOSES had a stuttering problem. GIDEON was afraid. SAMSON had long hair and was a womanizer. RAHAB was a prostitute. JEREMIAH was too young.

DAVID had an affair and was a murderer. ELIJAH was suicidal. ISAIAH preached naked. JONAH ran from God. NAOMI was a widow. JOB went bankrupt. JOHN the Baptist ate bugs.

PETER denied Christ. The disciples fell asleep while praying. MARTHA worried about everything. MARY MAGDALENE was, well, you know… The SAMARITAN WOMAN was divorced … more than once. ZACCHEUS was too small. PAUL was too religious. TIMOTHY had an ulcer. AND LAZARUS WAS DEAD! –

Jesus meeting Santa Claus, they are best buddies. The Christmas celebration is one of the best consumer stunts in Christianity.

Christ Magic stopped working at the wrong moment.

Jesus the miracle machine ran out of steam at the wrong moment!  Ok, I am drifting away from the subject. Jesus was performing all these miracles to help the poor and gain more supporters.

When Jesus was asked by the high priest to give him proof that he was the son of God. Jesus could produce a few words as just 30 minutes before he gave a soldier back his ear?

What about resurrecting Lazarus and helping all those poor people with one miracle after the other? I mean common the Romans ask for rain as the city needs water. Their water aqueducts gave water to the city and they had a very dry season.

Rome needs rain, but Christ magic powers vanished

Jesus changed water into wine, walked on water. Now a Roman asked for proof of a miracle. this is for helping peasants to get much-needed water in the city. Jesus’s miracle machine refuses to perform? That’s very bad timing and not smart of Jesus.

I mean he could have had the whole Roman empire and the high priest cult follow him. If Jesus just let it rain and does what the Romans were asking.

When the Romans did not ask for anything he gave that soldier his ear back, make no sense? Jesus changed water into wine

Why start throwing tables to the floor with money instead of changing the money into water ( which was needed ).

Jesus Angry does not like trade and money, kicks tables

Many mirracles were performd, it happens daily.

So many water miracles were performed. Moses ( book of exodus chapter 13:17. 14:29 ) even split open the whole red sea for the Israelite’s to escape. These are all water miracles.

Genesis 7:4 God to Noah btw Noah was also known as another notorious drunk. So he might misunderstand God as a “little”. For me, it is more a miracle how we trust all those stories of drunken people from those so-called holy books ?).

Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights. I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made”. God hated animals as well, they also did not pray enough to him.

I mean no problem for God to send some rain for making all the Romans and high priests believe in his son to be the new messiah.

But no, when the high priest and the Romans were asking for a sign, nothing happened! I guess the most mysterious way how God is acting is with his own son, damn,  did he take the piss?

First mirracle after Jesus comes back from death , he performs a fish mirracle

Lot’s of water miracles in the “holy” books. We know many of the horror stories. The crucifixion and Jesus dying only to be resurrected three days later.

Quote “The Gospel of John provides a few more memorable stories. First, Jesus (again, unrecognized at first) performs his last recorded miracle, overwhelming the disciples’ fishing nets with a huge catch.

Shortly thereafter is the moving story of Peter’s reinstatement. Peter, who had denied knowing Jesus three times during his master’s trial, is questioned by Jesus… three times.

It is during this questioning that Jesus gives Peter the famous charge to “Feed my sheep.”   This was very necessary for Jesus to come back. He needs his disciples to trust him. Maybe they still did not trust Jesus after all the previous miracles. Jesus desperately needed to do this.

While Jesus was back among the living he had to do another water miracle – placing the disciples fishing nets full of fish, what a guy!

Sorry Romans I made a mistake

Jesus could have popped by the Romans and the Priest after his resurrection, telling them they were wrong and that he was the son of God. Sorry Romans for the misunderstanding her is some rain no hard feelings, now follow my way.

Nope, Jesus decides to stay incognito, and instead, he put a lot of fish in the nets of his disciples.   Matthew and Mark both close with the “Great Commission,” Jesus’ instructs his disciples to go out into the world and spread the good news of salvation:

How does the story end?

Jesus goes back to his father where he stays. He’s supposed to have died for human sins, but after Jesus died things only got worse on the planet.

The disciples do everything wrong and preaching for all the poor people to give up all their possessions and money. This makes the church making the Vatican one of the richest institutes in the world. The Vatican bank is incredibly rich. The Church also owns an unbelievable amount of land and property.

Jesus was throwing over some tables at the temple in his attempt to teach people about the evil money. He foresaw his own death and knew who would out him.

But when it comes to his teachings his disciples all failed miserably and made the church one of the most powerful wealthy institutes of the world. There is an atm machine on every corner of the street.

Church Priest abusing children, the Good Sheppard failed his mission.

On top of that lots of worshiping priests drinking his blood eating his body. More satanic in Ireland alone, 30.000 churches following kids who did not play with the body of Chris. They were indoctrinated by the “lord” to play with the body parts of the preachers.

If that is not devil worshiping I do not know what it is? And remember all may have been avoided if God gave the Romans some rain, instead of giving back a cut-off ear to a soldier.

In Ireland alone 30.000 children were abused by the Priests, the church:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/may/20/irish-catholic-schools-child-abuse-claims

I bet you Christ never would have dreamed his disciples would make the Church so rich. They can buy off sex scandals for sums like 660 million dollars. All with money from the poor only to settle the sex scandals of the Church in 2007.

  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/roman-catholic-child-molestation-files_n_2425444.html

Maybe the Romans were right and Jesus was a false Messiah or at least his disciples, what a mess!

Many wise man were drunk those days especially writers.

They made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in. And lay with her father, and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

It came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger; Behold, I lay yesternight with my father. Let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

Father drink wine that night also. And the younger arose and lay with him. Hee perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. –  Bible : Genesis (19) : 33 – 36.

And it came to pass, when Israel dwelt in that land, that Reuben went and lay with Bilhah his father’s concubine: and Israel heard it. Now the sons of Jacob were twelve. – Bible : Genesis (35) : 22.

Intercourse

Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shuah; and he took her, and went in unto her. –  Bible: Genesis (38) : 2

They committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity. – Bible : Ezekiel (23) : 3.

I have seen a horrible thing in the house of Israel: there is the whoredom of Ephraim, Israel is defiled.  – Bible: Hosea (6): 10.

And he drank of the wine and was drunken, and he was uncovered within his tent. – Bible : Genesis (9) : 21.

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.  – Bible: Isaiah (13): 16.

The bible writer loves Sex

Quote: Contrary to what you may think, the Bible has never shied away from talking about sex. In fact, the entire Song of Solomon is dedicated to describing a couple getting it on. Complete with lines like “I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers”.

This verse is particularly explicit, though, informing us that Egyptians are hung like farmyard animals, and can ejaculate in quantities to rival the annual flooding of the Nile. Read more:  

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_the-9-most-badass-bible-verses.html#ixzz3JkubUgVK

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