Tax Rant Jon Stewart, Donald Trump, Bas Boon. Welcome, dear readers, to the circus of tax mayhem, where the Hunger Games rulers, the IRS, and the Justice system are out for blood – on your hard-earned cash. Join me, Bas Boon, as we embark on a rollercoaster ride through the twisted world of tax injustice, starring none other than Jon Stewart and Donald Trump. Picture this: I’m minding my own business in Thailand when, out of the blue, my accountant drops a bombshell in my inbox.
Brace yourselves, folks, because it’s appraisal-gate!
Apparently, some bureaucrats with a knack for creative fiction have decided my property is worth double what it was last year. Move over, real estate moguls – we’ve got a new valuation master in town!
But wait, it gets better. Enter Donald Trump, the master of the high-stakes tax game. He snaps up Mar-a-Lago for a bargain, only to have some democratic puppet judge claim it’s worth about as much as a used toaster. And don’t even get me started on Jon Stewart, the king of hypocrisy, who’s busy slinging mud at Trump while pulling shady real estate moves of his own (he upped his property by a whopping 822%).
It’s like a bad sitcom but with higher stakes – pun intended. And let’s not forget the real heroes of this tale: the banks, the insurance companies, and government officials, all working tirelessly to appraise our properties with all the accuracy of a blindfolded dart throw. Who needs facts when you’ve got fake news and government corruption?
So there you have it, folks – a wild ride through the absurd world of tax injustice. Grab your popcorn and settle in because this saga is far from over.
Bas Boon, the “game’ is rigged.
The tales of bureaucratic madness and financial folly, Ah, Dutch tax laws – like a game of Monopoly, but with fewer get-out-of-jail-free cards and way more frustration. Back in the day, it was all simple and relatively fair. You’d shell out a measly 1.8 percent if you bought a property privately. Sounds like chump change, right? Well, hold onto your hat because here comes the catch: they slap that percentage on the appraised value of your property. So, if your humble abode is worth a cool million, congrats, you owe the taxman $21,400 a year.
But wait, there’s more! Let’s add a sprinkle of family drama to the mix. As a proud papa, I gave my daughter a little slice of real estate heaven – a penthouse. But oh no, the tax gods had other plans. Turns out, anything over a hundred grand and you’re hit with a hefty 20% tax bill. Thanks, government, for turning a heartwarming gesture into a financial nightmare. Fast forward to today, where the taxman’s greed knows no bounds. They’ve cranked up the tax dial to a whopping 3.6 percent, effectively taking a wrecking ball to your wallet. Suddenly, that million-dollar property feels more like a curse than a blessing. The yearly income rent does not cover the tax bills and maintenance, so I am hitting negative numbers.
I am a foreigner in another country can I get some of those migrant benefits, no you get taxed an extra 25%, what?
Ah, just when you thought you had a little breathing room in your rent budget, Thailand decides to shake things up with their new tax laws for expats. Now, if you dare to transfer money from your own account overseas, you get hit with a whopping 25% tax! As if that wasn’t enough, I’m already swimming in negative numbers with my Dutch income, and apparently, I need a miraculous 150% raise next year just to break even. But hey, no pressure, right? It’s not like I can magically increase the rent by more than 4.5% per year to cover the difference (the maximum limit in Holland is 4.5%). So, how exactly am I supposed to keep a roof over six kids and a nanny in Thailand now? Oh, but don’t worry, says the Dutch government, it’s not their problem. They’re too busy shuffling tax money to some random family with ten kids and no income. Because, you know, that totally makes sense, right? 🤔 #TaxMadness #ExpatLife #StrugglingInThailand #DutchGovernmentLogic #SarcasticSolutions
Your hard earned money is exploding in the Ukraine and Israel.
Ah, let me regale you with the latest comedy show straight from the Netherlands called “Double Taxation: A Tragicomedy Sponsored by the Government’s ‘WEF’ Cause.”
Picture this: you pay your taxes, dutifully handing over your hard-earned cash to the government. But fear not, dear citizen, for this isn’t your ordinary tax; it’s a special edition! Your extra funds will be joyfully whisked away to Ukraine, where they’ll be transformed into shiny new weapons and military gear. Because who doesn’t love a good old’ war that’s been lost from the get-go?
Double Taxation for weapons to Ukraine, used for triple your taxes in the near future, what?
But wait, there’s more! Once Ukraine gets its military makeover, it’s like a gift that keeps on giving – to NATO, that is. Our dear friends across the pond, along with their NATO buddies, will gleefully use these weapons to target and destroy Russian oil refineries. And guess who gets to foot the bill for that? You guessed it – it’s you, dear taxpayer! Say hello to double the energy tax in the coming year, with a cheeky little promise that it won’t triple. How generous!
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, there’s always the looming threat of a good old-fashioned nuclear war to spice things up. What’s life without a bit of existential dread?
Ah, the joys of taxation and geopolitics are like a circus, but with more paperwork and fewer clowns. Cheers to living in interesting times!
Why is John Stewart not accused by the Corrupt New York AG like Donald Trump?
Let’s not forget our main characters, Donald Trump and Jon Hypocrite Stewart. They waltz into New York, scoop up properties at bargain prices, (the government do their – appraisals). But Trump, being the savvy businessman he is, knows how to play the game. He slaps a few extra zeros onto his properties’ values, just for kicks, according to the Fake Media and the corrupt legal system. Meanwhile, Stewart preaches fairness while pulling shady real estate moves behind closed doors. Classic. So, there you have it, folks – a whirlwind tour of Dutch tax insanity starring yours truly, Bas Boon. I heard from my European sources that they are drowning with a similar Tax increase in their countries. The endless influx of illegal immigrants needs to be paid for, and hard-working people and small business owners are the target.
The wacky world of property taxes, where the only certainty is that the taxman always wins (against the little guy). Cheers to financial freedom – or at least, a good laugh in the face of bureaucratic absurdity! Ah, the joys of being a property owner – it’s like winning the lottery, except instead of cashing in, you’re cashing out to the taxman. Let’s break it down, shall we? So, I’ve got this swanky million-dollar property, and the taxman’s got his grubby little hands all over it. The bill? An incredible 20,000 euros a year, just for owning some bricks and mortar.
Breathing tax is next!
But wait, there’s more! City tax, pollution tax, green tax – it’s like they’re inventing new taxes to keep us on our toes. Suddenly, my 20 grand property tax (plus all other taxes and expenses) looks more like daylight robbery. And don’t even get me started on maintenance costs – because apparently, houses maintain themselves these days, right? Oh, forgot to mention the 4400 Euro building insurance bill per year. Now, let’s talk about rental income. You’d think that would be the light at the end of the tax tunnel, but oh no, the government’s got other plans. They’re doubling down on their appraisal madness, pulling numbers out of thin air and slapping me with a bill for more than I even make in rent.
It’s like they’ve got a crystal ball that predicts imaginary income – move over, Nostradamus, there’s a new fortune-teller in town. And to top it all off, I’ve got three hungry mouths to feed – my sons. Life’s gotten so expensive that I should’ve invested in a money-printing machine instead of real estate. Thanks to those lovely government policies, I should double my rent every few years. Oh no, wait, the government made a law that you can only up the rent by 4.5% a year. But their appraisal can go up by 100% or 1000% in the future; we are in a circus, and nothing is impossible. And that’s without mentioning any inflation, which by now (2023/2024) is about 100% in the Netherlands and many other countries.
Australia’s latest hit: join the WEF deal and face a cashless nightmare! Don’t worry about pesky taxes – they’ll just snatch your bank account! And voila, you’re now a certified “bad credit person.” Justice served with a side of sarcasm! I wrote this many times before; The Netherlands and Australia are test cases for the rest of the world to come.
Major countries like US, France and UK praise WEF puppet Mark Rutte to become leader of NATO.
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk-backs-dutch-pm-rutte-become-next-nato-chief-2024-02-22/
Well, isn’t that just fantastic news? Nothing says “democracy” like installing a former serving president as the head of NATO. I guess following orders from the Globalist overlords has its perks—like getting a shiny new leadership role! What a delightful reward for being a loyal minion!
So there you have it, folks – the not-so-glamorous life of a property owner in Holland. It’s a rollercoaster ride of taxes, bills, and government shenanigans. At least we’ve got each other. Here’s to hoping the taxman cuts us a break – or at least throws in a complimentary box of chocolates with our yearly bill. Cheers to financial freedom – or a good laugh in the face of fiscal absurdity! Ah, the Donald Trump trial saga – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, complete with plot twists, villains, and a hefty dose of disbelief. Let’s dive into this circus.
The Trump Circus.
So, here’s the kicker – Trump gets slapped with a fine bigger than the GDP of a small country, all because some judge decided his property wasn’t worth the price of a fancy dinner. Meanwhile, Jon Stewart plays judge, jury, and executioner with a side of comedy. He’s flipping properties like pancakes, making millions, and dodging taxes like a hide-and-seek game. But wait, there’s more! Let’s not forget about our dear friend, corrupt AG Letitia James, and her merry band of prosecutor pals and corrupt judge Arthur Engoron. They’re living the high life, with net worth’s skyrocketing faster than a SpaceX rocket. How did they pull it off? Well, insider trading seems to be the day’s flavor, with shady business loans and cozy prosecutor-boyfriend connections.
Justice, hahaha, you’re kidding me?
So, what about justice, you ask? Ha! That’s just a punchline in this comedy of errors. These folks are too busy counting their millions to worry about silly things like ethics or accountability. It’s a free-for-all in the land of legal mayhem, where the only rule is: if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. So here’s the bottom line, folks – it’s time to shake things up. We need to investigate the investigators, prosecute the prosecutors, and disbar the corrupt judges faster than you can say “conflict of interest.” Because if we don’t, we’ll be stuck in this never-ending loop of legal lunacy with no end. It’s time to take a stand against the corruption, the greed, and the downright absurdity of it all. Who’s with me? Let’s show them that justice isn’t just a word – it’s a way of life.
It’s time to discuss everyone’s favorite political rollercoaster—the Joe Biden and the Fine People hoax. Let’s start with Uncle Joe – the master of gaffes and eyebrow-raising statements. He’s out here slinging accusations like it’s a game of political dodgeball, claiming Trump advised folks to chug bleach like it’s the latest health trend. Seriously, Joe? I didn’t know Clorox was the new kale smoothie. But wait, there’s more! Biden’s administration is like a kid with a new toy, gleefully weaponizing the justice system, the FBI, and the IRS against anyone who dares to disagree. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole, and we’re all just trying to duck and cover.
Trump’s Truth Social becomes worth billions.
Speaking of cover, Trump is the mastermind behind the Truth Social takeover. He turned Twitter into his playground, manipulating the media like a puppeteer pulling strings. Genius move, Donnie! Who knew the truth could be so profitable? Let’s not forget the real heroes here – the Chinese art collectors with a taste for Hunter Biden’s overpriced masterpieces. Forget Picasso, folks, we’ve got Hunter! And don’t even get me started on the skyrocketing DJT stock – it’s like investing in a slice of political history with a side of free speech and a dash of rebellion.
It’s time to call out the corruption, expose the lies, and take a stand for truth, justice, and the American way. Who’s with me? Let’s make some noise, shake things up, and show those political leeches who’s boss. Game on, Washington!
Well, Jon Stewart, the king of clownery and puppetry in the fake news circus! 🤡 Meanwhile, Damon Imani is over there, showing us all how it’s done with his comedic wizardry! 🎩 Who needs reality when you’ve got these two?
Weaponized Democrat FBI Raid Trump Estate USA, Civil War next?
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