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The contradictions in the bible and Jesus’s bad decisions!

Is this a sign of God, I am so confused…..
After my first blog “ Final proof God and Jesus do not exist” I had quite some responses most very positive. Some wishing me the usual portion of hell and that my day of judgment will come soon. I tried to go on the Muslim forums but every post was removed by the moderator what was I thinking, haha.
One of the responses was a private message from a religious girl who said she laughed really hard and understood my post as a piece of satire and humor. Surely I love sarcasm and humor but my strong opinion is that my story would be as good as any other old story, just a story.
 
But for her I will make some remarks about contradictions in the bible of some of the most famous events that “occurred” according to the author / publishers of the book called the Bible and some other “holy” books.
             I pray but nothing happens, why do I pray if God has a plan and knows everything?
 
The First smart move of Jesus.
Jesus was the new messiah and many in Jerusalem had already heard of him. Bible passage: Quote: Zechariah 9:9, the prophet speaks of a future king presenting himself to Jerusalem while riding on a humble donkey. This foreshadowed something that happened about 500 years later. As explained in Luke 19:35-37, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey and presented himself as the Messiah, the King. Now Jesus was quite clever in the beginning of his career as the new Messiah and King. It’s like politics you have to get as many supporters as possible. Jesus knew about Zechariah’s prediction so he asked for a donkey when entering the temple of Jerusalem, this would give him instantly more followers. His friends and disciples would preach to the audience that the prophecy came true.
The ruling holy priest of Jerusalem is watching this event (Jesus the new messiah arrives on a donkey) He is fearful of losing all his followers and religious power and how can Jesus be a king entering the holy city on a donkey?This is all happening a few days before the big Passover festival is planned in Jerusalem.
The high priest of Jerusalem is not amused and sets up a trap. The Sanhedrin (Hebrew: סַנְהֶדְרִין sanhedrîn, Greek: Συνέδριον,[1] synedrion, “sitting together,” hence “assembly” or “council”) was an assembly of twenty to twenty-three men appointed in every city in the Land of Israel. The Romans allowed these “holy” people as long as they would not riot against the Roman empire.
While Jesus is praying in public one of the twenty three men in order of the high priest asked a question in public: Should we pay taxes to the Romans, this was a trick question as the Romans were watching. The questioner knew that if Jesus would answer No he would be arrested by the Romans as a trouble maker. Jesus still clever to that point said: well please give me the coin and then asked who’s head was on the coin? The answer was Cesar so then Jesus said well give the money back to the Romans as it belongs to them ( and he throws the coin to a roman soldier) and we have God by giving this answer he avoid the Romans from arresting him.
 
Now however Jesus must have partied as he makes one stupid decision after another.

When Jesus sees the market and the trade with money exchange involved he goes ape-shit. Jesus is running around throwing the tables with money to the ground. Screaming you do not practice what you preach, but how did they know? Many never heard of Jesus and were not preaching at all they were just peasants trying to make a living. The spectacle was watched by the Romans and followers of the high priest. A Roman commander reported to Cesar that there was a trouble maker named Jesus and the high priest was called to inform him that if there would be riots against the Roman empire they would stop the Passover festival. By now more and more people were following Jesus except all the people who were at the market and lost money they did not like him so much. Now the story gets really controversial as Jesus tells a little child: Quote Matthew 24:2 “But he responded, “Do you see all these buildings? I tell you the truth, they will be completely demolished. Not one stone will be left!” Now that is fear mongering, why would Jesus tell this to a child? Not only that he says it pretty loud, giving the followers of the High Priest ammunition to arrest him by informing the high priest that Jesus is threatening to attack the city. First Jesus is careful with his response to the question if the population should pay tax to the Romans but then he makes himself and his followers vulnerable by saying out loud to a child that no stone  will be left standing and creating havoc at the local market?Surely a plan is made by the high priest to get rid of Jesus with the help of one of Jesus’s close disciples Judas. They need Judas to rat on Jesus but this story does not make any sense. Jesus was a public figure and preached in public living in a tent camp just outside of the temple. He now had everybody’s attention especially his enemies. One of the 23 members of the high priest’s holy temple even went to visit Jesus at night, everybody knew where he was, he was the talk of the town.
 
Last supper, all drunk and half naked, (source, RenataSedmakovaShutterestock.com )
 
Jesus sits at his famous last supper with 12 of his followers when the vision of torture comes to him and he knows Judas will be ratting him out to the enemy. Now the “peaceful” last supper becomes a ritual for Christians, Jesus says that the wine is now his blood and the bread are parts of his body and everybody should drink and eat this and remember him this way in the future. That sounds like very occult to me and is quite morbid (now in church they still have this ritual). Or maybe he was being kind his words are/ were totally misunderstood. Judas later goes to the high priest and lets them know where Jesus would be going. Surely this is very strange as Jesus was followed by the Romans and followers of the high priest (after his threat and market stunt)  and everybody knew where he was staying. But ok, Judas rats him out and Jesus is arrested, during his arrest one of Jesus disciples Peter is trying to fight with the soldiers who captured Jesus. He grabbed a sword and cuts off he soldier’s ear but then Jesus says stop it Peter and tells him: Matthew 26:52 “Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him, “for all who draw the sword will die by the sword”. All the soldiers stop as Jesus is in “command” ( like in the movies), he walks up to the soldier who is missing an ear and makes a new ear appear. That’s nice for the soldier as he can hear again and has no pain, but after that miracle no amputee has ever grew back a limb in the last 2000 years and still no rain for the peasants and the Romans.
 
My Religion is the only true religion all your other billions of humans believing in another religion and especially atheist are wrong.
 
Lazarus in Dutch means pissed drunk!
Jesus is now transported to the high priest’s holy temple and questioned. The high priest asked several questions but Jesus is silent then the high priest asked: are you the son of God?: Luke 22:70 “And they all said, “Are You the Son of God, then?” And He said to them, “Yes, I am.” That’s what the new American standard bible says. The international version: They all asked,” He replied, “You say that I am” (huge difference btw in translation) and in the new living version they all shouted this.
What happened to being tactful? Jesus was performing miracles helping old people who could not walk were walking again. He give that soldier his ear back and above all he resurrected the dead Lazarus after being dead for four days. Lazarus before he died: I’m nothing but a drunk. I’m nothing but a drunk to them which reminds me of the first blog I wrote : the final proof Jesus and God do not exist, to make it even more morbid, Lazarus in Dutch means pissed drunk! In Dutch “je het lazarus schrikken” means your shocked, directly referring to a dead drunk coming back to life. More plausible would be that Lazarus drunk himself into a delirium and he felt really bad and it took him 48 hours to wake up out of a coma, just when Jesus walked into his grave to help him up and walk with Lazarus outside. Quote about religion.org“ADAM was a failure. NOAH was a drunk. ABRAHAM was too old. ISAAC was a daydreamer. JACOB was a liar. LEAH was ugly. JOSEPH was abused. MOSES had a stuttering problem. GIDEON was afraid. SAMSON had long hair, and was a womanizer. RAHAB was a prostitute. JEREMIAH was too young. DAVID had an affair and was a murderer. ELIJAH was suicidal. ISAIAH preached naked. JONAH ran from God. NAOMI was a widow. JOB went bankrupt. JOHN the Baptist ate bugs. PETER denied Christ. The disciples fell asleep while praying. MARTHA worried about everything. MARY MAGDALENE was, well, you know… The SAMARITAN WOMAN was divorced … more than once. ZACCHEUS was too small. PAUL was too religious. TIMOTHY had an ulcer. AND LAZARUS WAS DEAD! –
Jesus meeting Santa Claus, they are best buddies. The Christmas celebration is one if the best consumer stunts in Christianity.
 
 
Jesus the miracle machine ran out of steam at the wrong moment!
 
Ok I am drifting away from the subject. Jesus was performing all these miracles to help the poor and gain more supporters. When Jesus was asked by the high priest to give him proof that he was the son of god Jesus could produce a few words while just 30 minutes before he gave a soldier back his ear? What about resurrecting Lazarus and helping all those poor people with one miracle after the other? I mean common the Romans ask for rain as the city needs water. Their water aqueducts gave water to the city and they had a very dry season. Jesus changed water into wine, walked on water but now a Roman asked for proof of a miracle by helping peasants to get much needed water in the city and Jesus’s miracle machine refuses to perform? That’s very bad timing and not smart of Jesus. I mean he could have had the whole Roman empire and the high priest cult follow him if he just let it rain and do what the Romans were asking. When the Romans did not ask for anything he gave that soldier his ear back, makes no sense? Jesus changed water into wine, why start throwing tables to the floor with money instead of changing the money into water ( which was needed ). 

Jesus Angry, does not like trade and money, kicks tables


So many water miracles performed. Moses ( book of exodus chapter 13:17. 14:29 ) even split open the whole red sea for the Israelite’s to escape. These are all water miracles.  Genesis 7:4 God to Noah ( btw Noah was also known as another notorious drunk so he might misunderstood God a “little”, for me its more a miracle how we trust all those stories of drunken people from those so called holy books ?): Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made” ( God hated animals as well, they also did not prayed enough to him) I mean no problem for God to send some rain for making all the Romans and high priest believe in his son to be the new messiah. But no, when the high priest and the Romans were asking for a sign, nothing happened! I guess the most mysterious way how God is acting is with his own son, damn,  did he take the piss?

 
Lot’s of water miracles in the “holy” books.
 
Ok then we know all the horror stories. The crucifixion and Jesus dying only to be resurrected three days later. Quote “The Gospel of John provides a few more memorable stories. First, Jesus (again, unrecognized at first) performs his last recorded miracle, overwhelming the disciples’ fishing nets with a huge catch. Shortly thereafter is the moving story of Peter’s reinstatement. Peter, who had denied knowing Jesus three times during his master’s trial, is questioned by Jesus… three times. It is during this questioning that Jesus gives Peter the famous charge to “Feed my sheep.”
This was very necessary for Jesus to come back and appear to his disciples to trust him ( in case they still did not trust Jesus after all the previous miracles Jesus desperately needed to do this ) oh and while Jesus was back among the living he had to do another water miracle – placing the disciples fishing nets full of fish, what a guy! Jesus could have popped by the Romans and the Priest after his resurrection, telling them they were wrong and that he was the son of God. Sorry Romans for the misunderstanding her is some rain no hard feelings, now follow my way. Nope, Jesus decides to stay incognito and instead he put a lot of fish in the nets of his disciples.
Matthew and Mark both close with the “Great Commission,” Jesus’ instructs his disciples to go out into the world and spread the good news of salvation:
 
So how does this end? 
 
Jesus goes back to his father where he stays. He’s supposed to have died for human sins, but after Jesus died things only got worse on the planet. The disciples do everything wrong and preaching for all the poor people to give up all their possessions and money to the church making the Vatican one of the richest institutes in the world leading to the Vatican bank and an unbelievable amount of land and property all owned by the Church. Jesus was throwing over some tables at the temple in his attempt to teach people about the evil money. He foresaw his own death and knew who would out him. But when it comes to his teachings his disciples they all failed miserably and made the church one of the most powerful wealthy institutes of the world ( now an atm machine on every corner of the street) On top of that lots of worshiping priest drinking his blood eating his body and above all for example in Ireland alone, 30.000 church following kids who did not play with the body of Christ,but where indoctrinated by the “lord” to play with body parts of the preachers. If that is not devil worshiping I do not know what it. And remember all may have been avoided if God gave the Romans some rain instead of giving back a cut off ear to a soldier.

In Ireland alone 30.000 children were abused by the Priests, the church: 
 
 
 
I bet you he never would have dreamed his disciples would make the Church so rich that they could buy off sex scandals for sums like 660 million dollars all with money from the poor only to settle the sex scandals of the Church in 2007.

Maybe the Romans were right and Jesus was a false Messiah or at least his disciples, what a mess!

 
Many wise man were drunk those days especially writers.
 
 

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. –  Bible : Genesis (19) : 33 – 36.

And it came to pass, when Israel dwelt in that land, that Reuben went and lay with Bilhah his father’s concubine: and Israel heard it. Now the sons of Jacob were twelve. – Bible : Genesis (35) : 22.

And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shuah; and he took her, and went in unto her. –  Bible: Genesis (38) : 2

And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity. – Bible : Ezekiel (23) : 3.
I have seen an horrible thing in the house of Israel: there is the whoredom of Ephraim, Israel is defiled.  – Bible : Hosea (6) : 10.

And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. – Bible : Genesis (9) : 21.

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.  – Bible : Isaiah (13) : 16.

Quote: Contrary to what you may think, the Bible has never shied away from talking about sex. In fact, the entire Song of Solomon is dedicated to describing a couple getting it on, complete with lines like “I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers”. This verse is particularly explicit, though, informing us that Egyptians are hung like farmyard animals, and can ejaculate in quantities to rival the annual flooding of the Nile.

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About Bas Boon

”’Bas Boon”’ is the founder and has been the manager of Team Golden Glory since 1999, a network association of mixed martial artists, and kickboxers headquartered in Netherlands and Thailand. He has trained and managed the likes of Alistair Overeem, Semmy Schilt, Sergei Kharitonov. Stefan Leko, Marloes Coenen, Nieky Holzken, Errol Zimmerman, Gokhan Saki and many more… Below is the biography on the Golden Glory website: :“Born and raised in Holland, Bastiaan Simon Boon is one of the most powerful figures in the fight business today. He has been promoting and producing fight events for the past 35 years. Today he is the owner of Golden Glory, the strongest and most feared fight team in the Globe. Currently Mr Boon represents Pride, K1,Dream, UFC and Too Hot To Handle fighters and champions. Something that has never happened before in the industry. Boon is the son of Kasper Boon the noted Professor, Doctor and Engineer. At the age of 17 the young entrepreneur Bas Boon began his first sports oriented company, Nikko Toshogu Sports, a Martial Arts equipment company that became enormously successful and quickly spawned a number of other businesses including Nikko Press, and production company. While still a teenager Boon became the youngest promoter of professional martial arts competitions sponsoring Thai Fighting and Kick Boxing events throughout Europe, promoting and producing more than 300 shows world-wide. As a television producer Boon was responsible for conceiving and creating 22 episodes of the series Oriental Fight Promotions which was broadcast by the Super Channel across Europe, he also produced 20 martial arts programs broadcast by Euro-Sport, and several free martial arts fighting events for the FOX TV Network in Holland. With long time partner Frederico Lapenda, Boon produced of the “Red Light District” which was broadcast by FOX FILES in the United States. Boon is also the Producer of the series “You Gotta See This”, aired by FOX. Bas Boon also produced 5 Hollywood Movies together with partner Frederico lapenda He has also distribute Fighting and Martial Arts shows for world-wide TV and DVD licensing. Boon’s ventures has generated a numerous of articles for such magazines as the German edition of Playboy, Dutch TV Guide, Revue, Actueel Panorama, all the major newspapers in Europe and several sports and martial arts magazines in Japan and the United States.” Bas Boon was also an executive producer of the well known Glory World Series which also was sold to Glory Sports International. In 2012. Bas Boon helped facilitate in the sales of the Golden Glory and Nikko library to Glory Sports International and is affiliated as a consultant. Bas Boon can be found at the Fight Game Camp, Golden Glory in Pattaya, Thailand. 2- May 2012 Dureka Lang Carrasquill Tranberg capital:: Boon is a polarizing figure. Outspoken, unorthodox and fiercely demanding when it comes to staging events, he is a suave entrepreneur with a business mind that switches between Wall Street and street hustler as the situation demands. Where the American mixed martial arts organisation Ultimate Fighting Championship has the foul-mouthed fight fan Dana White as its president, GLORY has his European counterpart - the colorful and confrontational Bas Boon, president of GLORY Sports, the sporting division of GLORY Sports International (“GSI”). And where White is counterbalanced by the urbane Lorenzo Fertitta, so too is Boon contrasted with Marcus Luer, the GSI managing director.

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